Seen on a Church Bulletin Outside the Pastor’s Office
It has come to our attention that the pastor you received was shipped with a slight defect – he is not psychic. Because of this must observe certain procedures to…
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The Church Gossip
Mabel Irene, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of her extracurricular activities but…
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This Notice Can Be Found in All French Churches
En entrant dans cette église, il est possible que vous entendiez l’appel de Dieu. Par contre, il n’est pas susceptible de vous contacter par téléphone. Merci d’avoir éteint votre téléphone.…
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The Lighter Side of Church
Why go to Church? A Church goer wrote a letter to the editor of a newspaper & complained that it made no sense to go to church every Sunday. “I’ve…
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Pulpit Ponderings May 2019
As I wait for my favorite summer fruits to arrive at our local HEB, I was perusing my updates from the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association (BGEA) and discovered this message…
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June 2019 Announcements
The Lord’s Supper will be observed during the worship service, June 2. All who have joined with Jesus Christ through their baptism as well as children who have been instructed…
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Just Think About It
Only God can turn A mess into a message A test into a testimony A trial into a triumph A victim into a victory GOD IS GOOD… ALL THE…
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Pulpit Ponderings April 2019
As our Lenten journey soon ends, I want to express some thoughts on Easter. Of all the significant observances during the Christian calendar the Resurrection is the most important event…
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March Lighter Side
The Sin of Lying A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all…
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March Pulpit Ponderings
Brothers and Sisters of Christ; as I was reading some material relating to the upcoming Lenten season, I was struck by the thoughts of Reverend Margaret Jones* regarding the meaning…