A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday. The following week, she asked each student what they had learned.
Susie said, “He was born in a manger.”
Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.”
Little Johnny said, “He has a big red pickup truck but doesn’t know how to drive.”
Curious, the teacher asked Johnny, “Where did you learn that Johnny?”
“From my daddy,” said Johnny. “Yesterday we were driving down the freeway, and this big red pickup truck pulled out in front of us, and daddy yelled, ‘Jesus Christ! Why don’t you learn how to drive?’”
NOTE: BE VERY CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY IN FRONT OF THE LITTLE ONES!!!