Proverb Puns

Don’t let your worries get the best of you;
Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

Some people are kind, polite, and thoughtful
Until you try to sit in their pews

Many folks want to serve God,
But only as advisers.

It is easier to preach ten sermons
Than it is to live one.

The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose,
But mosquitoes come close.

When you get to your wit’s end,
You’ll find God lives there.

People are funny; they want the front of the bus,
Middle of the road, and back of the church.

Opportunity may knock once,
But temptation bangs on the front door forever.

Quit griping about your church;
If it were perfect, you couldn’t belong.

If a church wants a better pastor,
It only needs to pray for the one it has.

We’re called to be witnesses,
Not lawyers or judges.

God Himself doesn’t propose to judge a man until he is Dd. 

Some minds are like concrete;
Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

Peace starts with a smile.

I don’t know why some people change churches;
What difference does it make which one you stay home from?

Be ye fishers of men.  You catch ‘em – He’ll clean ‘em.

There is no greater treasure than a good friend. Share the Gospel and boldly proclaim the greatness of our God.