Something Lighthearted about New Years

How you elect to spend New Year’s Eve will depend on your:
1. age
2. remaining levels of optimism
3. threshold of pain
– Joseph Connolly

Every New Year’s I have the same question: “How did I get home?”
– Melanie White

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
– Bill Vaughan

On New Year’s, just remember: if your cup runneth over, you’ve probably reached your limit.
– Melanie White

Wait a second, there’s ANOTHER year? I have to do it all over again???
– Jake Vig ‏@Jake_Vig

I love when they drop the ball in Times Square. It’s a nice reminder of what I did all year.
– Bridger Winegar @bridger_w

May you find the strength to write, “Who is this?” to all the strange numbers that text you “Happy New Year!” tonight.
– Damien Fahey ‏@DamienFahey

Who has time to party on New Year’s Eve? It takes me all evening to set my clocks ahead a year.
– Just Bill ‏@WilliamAder

Miami asks residents not to celebrate New Year by shooting into the air, because the bullets will come back down.
– Dave Barry ‏@rayadverb

New Year’s parades have a lot in common with Santa Claus. Nobody is awake to see either one of them.
– Melanie White